Theoretical Cat Training Argument

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      Famous Derrick

        How to Train the Cats for Battle:

        1.    Pack Mentality:
            •    Cats aren’t naturally pack animals like dogs, but they can form social hierarchies. You’d need to build teamwork through group feeding, play sessions, and coordinated hunting-style training.
            
        2.    Attack Strategy:
            •    Maine Coons already use ambush tactics when playing and hunting. Training them to work together in coordinated strikes—clawing eyes, targeting weak spots—could make them lethal.

        3.    Defensive Maneuvers:
            •    Teach them to use high ground (trees, shelves, or any elevated surfaces) to avoid attacks and launch surprise strikes.

        4.    Psychological Warfare:
            •    A growling, hissing 17-cat death squad staring down 34 dogs might shake their confidence before the fight even starts.

        5.    Armor & Enhancements:
            •    If we’re getting real crazy, some tiny cat armor (leather or padded vests) could help them withstand dog bites.

        These cats will indeed use guerrilla warfare, high speed cat strikes and psychological tactics to wear the dogs down.

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        Jamal
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          Cat’s are born with lust

          • #222 Reply
            Famous Derrick

              Correct, they’re born with instincts to reproduce when their bodies reach maturity. Their drive to mate is entirely hormonal and biological, not emotional or romantic.

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